Bumper Stickers for Parents of Toddlers

Sanity has left the building.

I'm not drunk. I just had a sippy cup launched at my head.

My former vehicle was much cooler.

Mini-van driver by practicality, not preference.

Where there's a will, there's a temper tantrum.

I used to look better...when I used to sleep.

If this van's a rockin'...it's not what you think.

Honor roll student? I'd settle for all-night sleeper.

Back off. I'm not afraid to use my mom voice.

Don't bother. I can't hear your car horn over the chaos.

I'm not speeding. I'm making up for the two hours it takes to load up toddlers.

Please excuse my driving. This straight jacket doesn't have armholes.