First, put the jewelry and flowers away.
There is no need for a mushy greeting.
And chocolates are so fleeting.
Besides I have plenty of weight to drop
And my diet is already enough of a flop.
No reservations or dinner plans, please.
After all I'm covered in spit up down to my knees.
Don't make me shower or try to look nice.
Anything romantic I would not advise.
Instead these two things I do implore:
A nap and a maid to mop the floor.
Just let me hold the baby and ignore all the rest.
With a newborn to care for, this would be best.
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